You broke your collarbone how?

I got this in an email forward today and had to share it with you. I’m not sure if I’m just overly tired, but I laughed my butt off when I read this!! I had tears rolling down my face and my stomach hurt from laughing…hope you enjoy it half as much as I did!!!

(If the text is a little too small to read, click on the image and it will open to a bigger image.)